Hello, I'm Zoe, 15, I don't sleep. Just kidding I sleep a lot. I'm a huge potterhead, and I happen to be a Ravenclaw. In my mind Hogwarts is real. I like cats, science, tea, music,and dogs. They're nice c: "Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure"

thatsthat24:

vinegod:

Dad Jokes Seriously Got Legit 🙌 by Thomas Sanders

Guys, this vine was indeed absolutely one of the funnest times I’ve had XD

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aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

(via buttertartfarts)

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4 hours ago

(via quotecomedy)

(via possibly-emily)

What if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves.
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10 hours ago

joeyrichtersbottom:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

in australia we just exchange boomerangs 

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via possibly-emily)

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10 hours ago

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(Source: moeyhashy, via possibly-emily)

Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart.
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theunitedchurchofshrek:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour Shrek?

(via possibly-emily)

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10 hours ago

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

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10 hours ago

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via possibly-emily)

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10 hours ago

send me ‘have you evers’ and i will reply with yes or no

(Source: megan-hansenn, via possibly-emily)

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10 hours ago

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

(Source: liberalartsmajor, via pizza)

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